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So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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