i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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