i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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