My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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