I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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