just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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