I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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