When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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