Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
