wanna go halves on a baby?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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