Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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