You're completely useless in the revolution.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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