You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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