I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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