I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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