so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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