Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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