If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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