Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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