It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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