so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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