burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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