But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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