How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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