so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My pussy is not your playground.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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