you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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