Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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