i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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