i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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