I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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