I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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