He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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