Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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