It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Less talking, more tequila
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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