I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i out mim tonsoeep
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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