white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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