i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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