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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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