i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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