real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
This house was built for laser tag.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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