I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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