I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Do plants get herpes?
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