Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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