I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
