i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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