The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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