Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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