my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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