Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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