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i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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