he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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