Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Girls should come with a carfax report
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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